How'd you like to be my maid of honor?

Do I get to pick out my own dress? I tend?to draw the eye, so it's gotta be good.

Absolutely. I mean, you know, I might make some suggestions, but…

Uh, you know, I'm really swamped though. I mean I'd need a lot of help.

What do you think the bride is for? To make the maid of honor's life easier, right? I mean, come on, please.