整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項）以及Jill在家里的每日手機資訊。會有部分對話刪減，重點提名某小可愛和某主播。

　　萌新可從零開始，若是對幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到后面。

Jill：……

Jill: ...

Jill：*哈欠*

Jill: *yawn*

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Jill：*嘆氣* (漫漫長夜，門可羅雀……)

Jill: *sigh* (Man, such a slow night...)

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：（至少我沒在伺候狗。）

Jill: (At least I'm not serving dogs.)

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：（一般來說，這種情況下應(yīng)該有條狗登場，抖個便宜的包袱。）

Jill: (Normally, this would be where a dog shows up like a cheap punchline.)

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Jill：（……還是算了吧。）

Jill: (...I guess not.)

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Jill：（說起狗的事，天知道Gil跑到哪兒去了？）

Jill: (Speaking of dogs, I wonder where the hell's Gil?)

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Dana：感到無聊了嗎？

Dana: Bored?

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：哇啊啊啊啊啊??！

Jill: WAAAAAH!!

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Dana：抱歉，我驚醒你了嗎？

Dana: Sorry, did I wake you up?

Jill：我—我沒睡著。我的眼睛還睜著呢！

Jill: I-I wasn't sleeping. My eyes were open!

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Dana：你上過大學(xué)的，對吧？你知道睜著眼睛根本說明不了什么。

Dana: You went to college, right? You know having your eyes open means nothing.

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Dana：別擔(dān)心，我沒在批評你。我們已經(jīng)很久沒有過生意這么冷清的夜晚了。

Dana: Don't worry, I don't blame you. It's been a really long time since we've had such a slow night.

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Dana：事實上，我印象中上一個生意這么冷清的夜晚還是在你來這兒上班之前的事了。

Dana: In fact, I think the last time we had a night this slow was before you started working here.

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Jill：真的嗎？

Jill: Really?

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Dana：是啊，當(dāng)時Robert還在這里工作呢。

Dana: Yeah, it happened when Robert was still working here.

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Jill：誰？

Jill: Who?

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Dana：我的第一位員工。那個可憐的笨蛋買了一瓶“浮空藥劑”，接著就跳樓了。

Dana: My first employee. The poor idiot bought a "levitation potion" and threw himself off a building.

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Jill：哦……

Jill: Oh...

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Dana：……結(jié)果是，那瓶藥劑真的生效了。

Dana: ...as it turned out, the potion actually worked.

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Jill：……你說什么？

Jill: ...come again?

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Dana：他確實浮到了空中……而且停不下來了。

Dana: He started rising in the air... and couldn't stop.

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Dana：之后有人發(fā)現(xiàn)了他的尸體，就掛在一架飛往Kanjevania航班的鼻錐部。

Dana: They later found his body smeared across the nose of a commercial flight that was on its way to Kanjevania.

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Dana：這個話題還是到此為止吧……

Dana: But anyway...

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Jill：（你應(yīng)該這么輕描淡寫地略過此事嗎？）

Jill: (Should you really dismiss that so easily?)

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Dana：那天晚上根本沒有客人上門。就連進來問路的人都沒有。但突然之間，有個小孩出現(xiàn)了。

Dana: We didn't have a single client that night. Not even a lost soul asking for directions. But then, suddenly, a kid shows up.

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Dana：他顯然還沒到能喝酒的年齡，但我當(dāng)時很無聊，所以就決定任他點單。

Dana: He was obviously underage, but I was bored, so I decided to let him order something.

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Dana：我給了他一杯無酒精飲料。你瞧，就算任他點單了，我也不會讓小男孩嘗到酒精的。

Dana: I gave him one Karmotrine-free drink. I mean, even if I was letting him order, I wasn't about to give alcohol to an underaged boy.

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Dana：之后，輪到他買單的時候……他才意識到自己帶的錢不夠。

Dana: And then, when the time came for him to pay his tab... he realized he didn't have enough money.

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Dana：然后他就把襯衫套到了頭上，尖叫道自己是個幽靈，試圖從老娘眼皮底下逃走！

Dana: He then yanked his shirt over his head, started screaming he's a ghost, and tried to escape!

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Dana：所以我就狠狠踢了他一腳，力度大到讓他飛出了酒吧，我還告訴他幽靈是感覺不到疼痛的！

Dana: So, I kicked him so hard that he flew out of the bar, and told him ghosts shouldn't feel pain!

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：……Boss，你真的踢了一個小男孩一腳？

Jill: ...Boss, did you really kick an underage kid?

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Dana：當(dāng)然沒有！我只是給了他一個警告，并且讓他刷了幾個盤子。

Dana: Of course not! I just gave him a warning and made him wash a couple of dishes.

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Dana：你居然還為我踢過一個無辜孩子的可能性而考慮了一下，光是這樣已經(jīng)很讓我傷心了，知道嗎？

Dana: The fact that you even thought for a moment that I would kick a young, innocent child hurts me to no end, you know?

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Dana：總之，你就……好好干吧。遲早會有顧客上門的。

Dana: Anyway, just... keep it up. Someone will show up sooner or later.

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Jill：但愿如此。

Jill: I sure hope so.

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Jill：……稍稍稍稍稍等。我突然意識到，Gil的工資單是不是開給“Robert”的來著？

Jill: ...hoooooooold on. Come to think of it. Aren't Gil's checks made out to "Robert"?

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Dana： ……不不不不不不不不…… *咳嗽*

Dana: ...noooooooooooooooooo... *cough*

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Jill：*嘆氣* 不管了，至少那個故事消磨了幾分鐘時間……

Jill: *sigh* Well, at least that story killed a couple of minutes...

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：……我覺得我應(yīng)該……干什么好呢……整理一下杯子之類的吧。

Jill: ...I think I'll... I don't know... sort the glasses here or something.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：……（嗯？我們還有個禮帽形狀的杯子來著？）

Jill: ...(Huh, we had a fedora-shaped glass?)

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？？？：呃……有人在嗎？

???: Um... Anybody here?

Jill：?。”?！我馬上就 ?— 哎呀。

Jill: Ah! Sorry! I'll be right the - OUCH.

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？？？： 你—你沒事吧？

???: A-Are you okay?

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Jill：我沒事，別擔(dān)心。

Jill: I'm fine, yeah.

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Jill：歡迎來到Valhalla，請問您……想……呃……

Jill: Welcome to Valhalla, what can I get... you... um...

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？？？：有什么不對勁嗎？

???: Something wrong?

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Jill：你確定自己已經(jīng)到了能來這兒喝東西的年齡了？

Jill: Are you sure you're old enough to drink?

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？？？： 你瞧，我都已經(jīng)成熟到能吃固態(tài)食品的程度了，喝點什么自然不在話下。

???: Well, seeing how I'm old enough to eat solid food, I'm gonna guess that drinking won't be a problem.

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Jill：你知道我問的不是那個。

Jill: You know that's not what I meant.

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？？？：是啊，是啊。我已經(jīng)到了能飲酒的年齡了。事實上，前幾天才滿21歲。

???: Yeah, yeah. I'm old enough to drink. I turned 21 not too long ago, actually.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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？？？：還不肯相信我？需要我出示什么證件嗎？

???: Still don't believe me? What do you need me to give you?

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Jill：（肯定是因為我太缺乏睡眠之類的吧……）

Jill: (I must be sleep-deprived or something.)

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Jill：（但這種……即視感是怎么回事？）

Jill: (What's this... deja vu feeling though?)

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Jill：……沒問題了，別介意。

Jill: ...it's fine, don't worry.

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Jill：你想喝點什么？

Jill: What can I get you?

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？？？：我想喝一杯Sugar Rush。

???: I feel like having a Sugar Rush.

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Jill：收到。馬上就好。

Jill: Sure. Coming right up.

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Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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？？？：多謝！

???: Thanks!

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？？？：沒錯，要的就是這個。

???: Yup, this is the stuff.

【不含酒精Sugar Rush】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：多謝！

???: Thanks!

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？？？：等等等等，這杯根本不含酒精，不是嗎？

???: Hoooold on, this doesn't have any alcohol, does it?

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Jill：確實沒有。

Jill: Nope.

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？？？：你是真心認為我還未成年，對吧？

???: You really think I'm underaged, don't you?

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Jill：沒錯。

Jill: Yup.

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？？？：我這就讓你知道，我已經(jīng)成熟到可以懷孕了。

???: I'll have you know I'm old enough to get pregnant.

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Jill：那種事……和這里的規(guī)矩?zé)o關(guān)。

Jill: That's... sadly not relevant here.

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？？？：可惡！

???: Ugh!

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？？？：轉(zhuǎn)念一想，這杯的味道還不錯。

???: On second thought, this is actually good.

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？？？：呃……我的意思是……別小瞧了我！

???: Err... I mean... Don't underestimate me!

【其他含酒精飲品】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Enjoy.

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？？？：多謝！

???: Thanks!

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？？？：呃……這并不是Sugar Rush。

???: Um... this isn't a Sugar Rush.

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？？？：*嗅* 但這杯能把我灌醉，所以還湊合吧。

???: *sniff* But it'll get me drunk, so it's fine I guess.

【不含酒精的其他飲品】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Enjoy.

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？？？：多謝！

???: Thanks!

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？？？：呃……這并不是Sugar Rush。

???: Um... this isn't a Sugar Rush.

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？？？：而且聞起來也不像是能讓我喝醉說胡話的東西！

???: It doesn't even smell like it'll make me say funny things!

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？？？：你認為我還未成年，對不對？

???: You think I'm underaged, don't you?

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Jill：沒錯。

Jill: Yup.

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？？？：可惡！

???: Ugh!

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Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：伙計，這還真是一杯……抽象的液體。

???: Man, this is some... abstract stuff here.

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？？？：也許你忘了上酒了？

???: Maybe you forgot the drink?

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Jill：……Jill: ...

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？？？：我不想對你評頭論足，但我得說，你可不擅長給人留下良好的第一印象。

???: I don't wanna judge you, but I will say you're not very good with the whole first impressions thing.

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？？？：不過我也沒什么資格說這個就是了。

???: Then again, I'm not one to talk, really.

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？？？：上中學(xué)的時候，我曾有一次在自己喜歡的人面前大喊“黃瓜”。

???: There was this one time in middle school where I shouted "CUCUMBERS" in front of the person I liked.

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？？？：在那個學(xué)年里，我就只能一直以“河童娘”的身份過活了。

???: I became "Kappa Girl" what was left of the year.

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Jill：（別說，那個綽號還挺機靈的。）

Jill: (That's a pretty smart nickname, actually.)

？？？：你明明知道的……我很可能是在說謊。

???: You know... I could've been lying through my teeth.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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？？？：我可能是個未成年的騙子。而你可能把酒精飲料賣給了未成年的孩子。

???: I could be an underaged liar. You could've sold alcoholic drinks to an underage kid.

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？？？：那樣的話你感覺如何？

???: How would that make you feel?

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Jill：無趣……

Jill: Meh...

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？？？：“無趣”？

???: "Meh"?

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Jill：我不相信那套關(guān)于孩子不喝酒的說法。我可見識過16歲的孩子比我還能喝。

Jill: I don't believe in the myth that kids don't drink alcohol. I've met 16 year olds that drink a lot more than I do.

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Jill：確實有必要限制他們能拿到的酒，但倘若把這種事搞成禁忌的愉悅……

Jill: Limiting the alcohol they can get is necessary, but if you make it look like a forbidden pleasure...

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Jill：那樣的話……只會讓他們更渴望品嘗禁果。

Jill: Well... you will only make them crave it more.

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Jill：真是的，我敢說如果直接把酒塞給孩子，他們反而能戒得更痛快一些。

Jill: Hell, I bet if you gave kids alcohol, they'd start swearing off of it earlier.

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？？？：也就是說你完全不介意給未成年人上酒了？

???: So you're fine with giving drinks to underaged kids?

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Jill：我介意，但就算那種事真的發(fā)生了，我也不會有什么過激反應(yīng)的。

Jill: No, but if that were to happen, I wouldn't get my panties in a bunch.

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？？？：你—你難道不會因為做出那種事而受到處罰嗎？

???: W-Wouldn't you get punished for doing that?

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Jill：你需要先公開承認自己點過酒。而那樣就會為你帶來一系列不同的問題。

Jill: You'd have to admit publicly that you ordered alcohol first. And that would bring you a different array of problems.

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？？？：……哦。

???: ...oh.

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Jill：你來這兒就是為了讓我惹上麻煩？

Jill: Did you come here looking to get me in trouble?

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？？？：不！我只是想看看你會有什么反應(yīng)罷了，但你也未免太淡定了！

???: No! I just wanted a reaction out of you but you're taking it all too calmly!

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Jill：……圖什么？

Jill: ...why?

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？？？：我也說不清。光是看到你的臉，就讓我想挑逗你。

???: I don't know. Your face makes me wanna tease you.

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Jill：（我突然有種回到了高中時代的感覺。）

Jill: (I suddenly feel like I'm back in high school.)

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？？？：你真的認為我看起來那么年幼嗎？

???: Do you really think I look that young?

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Jill：有點……但還沒年輕到能被誤認為未成年的程度。

Jill: I do... but not young enough to be considered underaged.

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？？？：那你為什么不肯讓我喝酒？

???: Then, why won't you give me alcohol?!

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Jill：因為我想逗你玩。

Jill: Because I wanted to mess with you.

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？？？：耍弄顧客？你經(jīng)常干那種事嗎？

???: Mess with a client? Do you usually do that?

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Jill：只有在對方看起來能夠從容應(yīng)對的情況下，我才會那么做。

Jill: Only if it looks like they might take it in their stride.

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Jill：我還是好奇，你為什么會為我認為你看起來年輕這種事而生氣？

Jill: Still, why are you so angry at the idea I might think you look young?

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？？？：那—那是因為……

???: T-That's...

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Jill：你瞧，只有一種人不喜歡被人誤認為過于年輕……那就是年輕人。

Jill: I mean, the only people who don't like being mistaken for someone younger... are young people.

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Jill：但話說回來，你比我們95%的?？涂雌饋砀觊L。

Jill: But to be fair, you still look older than 95% of our regulars.

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？？？：那—那就意味著你已經(jīng)為看起來只有13歲之類的人上過酒了。

???: T-That would mean you've served drinks to people who look like they're 13 years old or something.

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Jill：是的。

Jill: Yup.

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？？？：呃—誒？

???: E-Eh?

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Jill：算了，咱們就這么解決吧。請出示你的身份證件。

Jill: Alright, let's get this out of the way. Please show me your ID.

？？？：好的。

???: Sure.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：看上去一切正常，Anna……Gream小姐？

Jill: Seems everything's in order, Miss Anna... Graem?

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Jill：（Anna Graem……我在哪兒聽過那個名字？）

Jill: (Anna Graem... where have I heard that name before?)

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Anna： 請繼續(xù)，爭取開一個我沒聽過的玩笑。

Anna: Go ahead. Just try to make a joke I haven't heard yet.

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Jill：請允許……我謝絕。

Jill: I'll... politely refuse.

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Anna：不，我是認真的。請繼續(xù)。人們都認為拿我的名字開玩笑實在是“太容易了”，所以他們都不肯。

Anna: No, I'm serious. Go ahead. People think it's "too easy" so they never make jokes about my name.

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Jill：……還是請允許我謝絕。

Jill: ...I'm still going to politely refuse.

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Anna：你真沒勁！

Anna: You're no fun!

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Anna：那好吧，怎么稱呼，調(diào)酒師小姐？

Anna: So. What's your name, Miss Bartender?

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Jill：你想知道我的名字？

Jill: My name?

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Anna：你已經(jīng)看到了我的名字。我也有權(quán)知道你的。

Anna: You saw my name. I have the right to know yours.

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Jill：有道理。叫我Jill就好。

Jill: Fair enough. I'm Jill.

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Anna：Jill什么？

Anna: Jill what?

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Jill：Jill……就好。

Jill: Just... Jill.

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Anna：好吧，但你的全名是什么？

Anna: Yeah, but what's your full name?

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Jill：叫我Jill就行了。

Jill: Just call me Jill.

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Anna：那好，我就把Jill理解為你的全名是Johanna Ignacia Laurent Loan。

Anna: Fine, I'll just pretend Jill is a way of saying your name is actually Johanna Ignacia Laurent Loan.

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Anna：那樣的話就簡稱為Jo好了。

Anna: Actually, I'll shorten it to Jo.

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Jill：請隨意。

Jill: Whatever floats your boat.

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Anna：說起來，Jo，這家酒吧可真荒涼。

Anna: Say, Jo, this place looks awfully desolate.

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Jill：（她這就管我叫Jo了……）

Jill: (Jo, she says...)

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Jill：今天沒什么客人上門。讓整個夜晚顯得特別，特別漫長。

Jill: It's been a slow day. A really, REALLY slow day.

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Jill：你的光臨還真讓我感到高興。當(dāng)時我都無聊到快掛了。

Jill: I'm actually glad you showed up. I was growing bored as hell.

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Jill：我是說，我們并不總是賓客滿堂，但這種低迷的客流量即便是對我們而言也算是反常了。

Jill: I mean, it's not like we're always bustling with activity, but this is unusual even for here.

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Anna：也就是說，這里從來就不是什么熱鬧的地方了？

Anna: So, I take it this isn't a popular place then?

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Jill：我們也有自己的?？?，但遠比不上那些開在交通干道邊上的酒吧。

Jill: We have our regulars, but we're not like the bars in the main street.

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Anna：但我還是喜歡這里。這里非常舒適，而且……說不清，這里能讓我感到安心。

Anna: Still, I like this place. It's comfy and... I don't know, it makes me feel safe.

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Jill：真奇怪。我也有同樣的感覺，但這種地方通常只會給人相反的印象。

Jill: Weird. I mean, I feel that way too, but this place usually gives off the opposite impression.

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Jill：也不能怪別人，這里畢竟不是城市中最理想的地段。

Jill: Can't blame them though, this isn't exactly the best part of the city.

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Anna：那還真是遺憾。我可是真心喜歡這里遺世獨立的氣氛。

Anna: That's a shame. I really like how isolated this place feels.

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Anna：在這里聽不到城市的喧囂。這可真不錯。

Anna: You can't hear the sounds of the city in here. It's nice.

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Anna：但這也可能是因為我在遺世獨立的場所呆過一段時間吧。也許我只是感到懷舊了。

Anna: But then again, you could say I have some experience with isolated places. So, it might just be nostalgia.

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Jill：懷舊嗎……

Jill: Nostalgia, huh...

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Anna：說起我來這兒這件事……

Anna: Speaking of coming in here...

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Anna：我這才意識到，剛進門的時候你可沒有讓我出示身份證。如果你那么懷疑我的年齡的話，為什么當(dāng)時不問呢？

Anna: Now that I think about it, you didn't ask for my ID when I first came in. Why didn't you do it if you were so suspicious?

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Jill：是這樣的……首先，我當(dāng)時實在是太無聊了。

Jill: Well... firstly, I was bored.

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Anna：我猜也是。

Anna: Figures.

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Jill：其次，我感覺你已經(jīng)到了能合法飲酒的年齡了。

Jill: And second, I felt like you were of legal age.

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Anna：嗯……怎么看出來的？

Anna: Um... how?

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Jill：我們見識過很多以為自己能僥幸喝到一杯的熊孩子，但他們往往表現(xiàn)得神經(jīng)兮兮，提心吊膽。

Jill: We've had a lot of kids come in thinking they could get away with ordering a drink, but they're too nervous or jumpy.

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Jill：我是不會給那樣的孩子上酒的。他們可不知道自己要喝的是什么。

Jill: I don't usually give drinks to kids like that. They don't know what they're dealing with.

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Anna：如果他們沒表現(xiàn)成那樣，卻仍然未成年呢？

Anna: What if they're not like that but still underage?

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Jill：只要他們看起來像成年的模樣，我大概就能活得心安理得了。

Jill: If they at least look like they're above legal age, I would be able to live with myself I guess.

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Jill：如果我知道他們還沒成年的話，肯定什么都不會給他們的。但是，嘿，有時我難免會被騙的。

Jill: I won't give them anything if I know they're still kids. But hey, I'm bound to be fooled sometime.

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Anna：也就是說，我表現(xiàn)得并不……提心吊膽？

Anna: So I'm guessing I wasn't... jumpy?

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Jill：是的。

Jill: Yup.

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Anna：原來如此。

Anna: I see.

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Anna：嘿，Jo，既然你已經(jīng)知道我可以合法飲酒了，我能再來一杯嗎？

Anna: Hey Jo, now that you know I can drink legally, can I get another one?

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Jill：想喝什么？

Jill: What do you want?

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Anna：嗯……給我來杯甜的。

Anna: Hm... give me something sweet.

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Jill：甜的？沒問題。

Jill: Sweet? Sure.

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Jill：甜飲一杯。

Jill: One sweet drink.

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Anna：多謝！

Anna: Thanks!

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Anna：如果所有的酒都是這種味道的話，我恐怕就會變成酒鬼了。

Anna: You know, if all drinks were like this, I'd be afraid of turning into an alcoholic.

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Jill：請不要開那種玩笑。

Jill: Please don't joke about that.

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Anna：你怎么能說那種話？你可是調(diào)酒師啊！

Anna: How can you say that? You're a bartender!

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Jill：調(diào)酒師可不希望自己的顧客變成酒鬼。

Jill: A bartender doesn't want her clients to become alcoholics.

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Jill：就如同私人健身教練不希望自己的學(xué)員服用類固醇成癮。

Jill: Just like how personal trainers don't want their trainees to turn into steroid junkies.

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Anna：哦，是啊，也許你是對的。

Anna: Oh, yeah. I guess you're right.

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Anna：但這杯的味道實在是贊。

Anna: Still, this one's really nice.

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Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Anna：*嗅* 這杯聞起來可不像是我爸爸在周日早晨呼出的氣。

Anna: *sniff* This doesn't smell like my dad's breath on Sunday morning.

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Anna：你給了我一杯不含酒精的飲料嗎？

Anna: Did you give me something without alcohol?

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Jill：確實如此。

Jill: I did.

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Anna：我這就讓你見識一下老娘已經(jīng)成熟到可以穿胸罩了，我可不許你小瞧了我！

Anna: I'll let you know I'm old enough to use a bra, so don't you dare underestimate me!

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Jill：那個嘛……與這件事無關(guān)。

Jill: That's... not relevant here.

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Anna：……也許和你有關(guān)。

Anna: ...maybe for you.

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Jill：……？

Jill: ...?

【苦味酒或酸味酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Anna：……

Anna: ...

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Anna：Jo，我認為這杯酒已經(jīng)變質(zhì)了。

Anna: Jo, I think this drink went bad.

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Jill：不，沒那種事。

Jill: No, it didn't.

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Anna：你確定？它的味道就像屁股一樣。

Anna: You sure? It tastes like butt.

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Jill：我還以為像你這樣的成年人已經(jīng)能夠坦然接受這種酒了。

Jill: I thought an adult like you would be able to stomach something like this.

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Anna：也就是說你是故意給我上錯酒了？為什么？為了耍我？

Anna: So you intentionally gave me the wrong drink? Why? To mess with me?

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Jill：……沒錯。

Jill: ...yup.

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Anna：你真討厭！

Anna: You're mean!

【起泡酒】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Anna：嘿嘿嘿……這種酒的口感可真有意思。

Anna: Heheh... it feels funny on the tongue.

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Anna：我還是第一次嘗到有這么多……泡泡的東西。

Anna: It's the first time I've tasted something so ...bubbly.

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Jill：你沒喝過發(fā)泡飲料？連罐裝汽水都沒喝過？

Jill: You've never had a bubbly drink? Not even a can of soda?

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Anna：我直到最近一直都是體弱多病。自然喝不到發(fā)泡飲料這種東西。

Anna: I was a really fragile person up until recently. Things like bubbly drinks were out of the question.

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Jill：哦……

Jill: Oh...

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Anna：雖然你上錯了酒，但我還真喜歡這杯！還有比這個氣泡更多的酒嗎？

Anna: You got the order wrong, but I actually like it! Are there even bubblier drinks?

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Jill：我……覺得沒有了。

Jill: I... don't think so.

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Anna：沒關(guān)系。我一會兒去喝瓶汽水之類的就好。

Anna: It's fine. I'll get a soda later or something.

【辣味酒】

Jill：好了。請用。

Jill: Alright. Here.

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Anna：嘿，這可真不錯！

Anna: Hey, this is nice!

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Jill：（誒？）

Jill: (Eh?)

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Anna：確實，味道應(yīng)該再甜一些的，但我不打算抱怨。

Anna: Sure, it could be a little sweeter, but I'm not complaining.

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Jill：（……她的味覺就像鳥一樣還是怎么著？那杯應(yīng)該相當(dāng)辣。）

Jill: (...is she a bird or something? That should've been spicy.)

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Anna：你經(jīng)常做這種事嗎，Jo？給顧客上錯酒？

Anna: Do you normally do that, Jo? Give people the wrong orders?

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Jill：抱歉，我……有點走神了。

Jill: Sorry, I'm... a bit out of it.

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Anna：別介意，我又不會投訴你。畢竟我心情不錯。

Anna: Don't worry. I won't complain. I'm in a good mood.

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Anna：但我還是要問，為什么要搞砸我點的單？

Anna: Still, why mess up like that?

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Jill：需要我再上一杯別的酒嗎？

Jill: Do you want me to get you another drink?

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Anna：不必了，就先這樣吧……

Anna: Nah, leave it like that...

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Anna：……但我還是不由得要想……

Anna: ...still, I can't help but wonder...

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Jill：如果我告訴你，我就是喜歡為了惹惱顧客而耍弄他們的話，你愿意善罷甘休嗎？

Jill: If I told you I like to mess with my clients just to get a rise out of them, would you call it a day?

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Anna：是的，我愿意。

Anna: Yes, yes I would.

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Jill：*嘆氣*

Jill: *sigh*

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Anna：不要嘆氣！應(yīng)該嘆氣的是我才對！

Anna: No sighing! I'm the one in the right here.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Anna：而且，不許因為我剛才說的而更大聲地嘆氣。

Anna: And no sighing even harder because I said that.

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Jill：（……見鬼了。）

Jill: (...dammit.)

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Anna：嘿，Jo，你喝酒嗎？

Anna: Hey Jo, do you drink?

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Jill：多少會喝點吧。調(diào)酒師不喝酒的話不會很奇怪嗎，你覺得呢？

Jill: I suppose, yeah. It'd be weird for a bartender not to drink, you know?

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Anna：這我可說不好，既然我見識過長蛀牙的牙醫(yī)，那么不喝酒的調(diào)酒師也是合乎情理的。

Anna: I don't know, I've met dentists with bad teeth. Bartenders who don't drink totally would make sense.

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Jill：那可太蠢了。就如同一個素食主義者廚師開著一家烤肉餐館一樣。

Jill: That's silly. It'd be like a vegan chef running a BBQ restaurant.

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Anna：你那么認為嗎？

Anna: You think?

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Jill：是啊，我是說……這不是能不能吃喝自己做出的東西的問題。

Jill: Yeah, I mean... It's not a matter of whether you can eat or drink whatever it is that you're making.

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Jill：問題在于，“既然你都不喜歡，為什么還是要做？”

Jill: It's more like, "Why do it if you don't like it?"

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Anna：哈……是啊，有道理。

Anna: Huh... yeah, I guess that's true.

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Anna：牙醫(yī)也是會長蛀牙的，但在長蛀牙的同時，他可能仍然熱愛牙醫(yī)這個行業(yè)。但如果你連酒都不喜歡，何苦要調(diào)酒呢？

Anna: A dentist might have bad teeth, but he could still like working in dentistry. But why bother bartending if you don't like alcohol?

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Jill：對吧？

Jill: See?

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Anna：……

Anna: ...

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Anna：嗯……

Anna: Hm...

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Jill：有什么問題嗎？

Jill: Something wrong?

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Anna：我突然意識到你還沒叫過我的名字呢。

Anna: I just noticed you haven't said my name yet.

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Jill：我還沒……怎么著？

Jill: I haven't... what?

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Anna：除了大聲念出我身份證上的名字之外，你還沒直呼過我的名字呢。

Anna: Aside from when you read my ID out loud, you haven't said my name!

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Anna：與此同時，我已經(jīng)直呼過你的名字千百次了。

Anna: Meanwhile, I've called out yours like a gazillion times now.

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Jill：（但是你叫錯名字了。）

Jill: (The wrong name, though.)

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Jill：好吧……我還沒遇到有必要直呼姓名的情況呢。

Jill: Well... I haven't had the need to say your name.

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Anna：拜托，哄哄我嘛，叫我的名字。

Anna: Come on, humor me. Say my name.

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Jill：……為什么？

Jill: ...why?

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Anna：叫我的名字！叫，我的，名字。叫我的名——————————字！

Anna: Say my name! Say. My. Name. Say my naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

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Jill：*嘆氣*

Jill: *sigh*

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Jill：Anna。

Jill: Anna.

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Anna：再叫一次。

Anna: One more time.

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Jill：Anna。

Jill: Anna.

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Anna：不錯！再來一次！

Anna: Yes! Now one more time!

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Jill：……Nana。

Jill: ...Nana.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：（又來了一次。我是不是該戴眼鏡了？）

Jill: (It happened again. Maybe I need glasses?)

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Jill：（那種感覺又來了。我過去也見過人類的外表像出了故障一樣嗎？）

Jill: (And there's that feeling again. Did I see someone glitch out in the past?)

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