T:May I suggest that we distract the press?let's give them a story.

J:Such as?

T:Start a war,that sort of thing.

H:Start a war?!

B:Only a small war.

H:Um...if I might intervene.Even a small war would be overkill.

Why don't you expel 76 Soviet diplomats?

J:What?
H:That's always been our practice when we wish to ensure the presslose intferest in something.

J:I can't do that.

T:Great headline."government cracks down on red spy ring." Very patriotic.

H:It must? be a story that nobody can disprove.

T:And which will be believed even if it's denied."Soviet ambassador's chauffeur is Lieutenant General in KGB."