Harry: "Dear, Mr. Potter. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

Vernon:?[to Hagrid]?He will not be going, I tell you! We swore when we took him in, we'd put a stop to all this rubbish!

Harry: You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?

Petunia: Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. Oh, my mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. "We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter. And then she had you, and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as... abnormal. And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! And we got landed with you.

Harry:?[to Petunia, angrily]?Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!

Hagrid: A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter?!

Petunia: We had to say something.

Hagrid: It's an outrage! It's a scandal!

[As the Dursleys argue with Hagrid, no one, including Harry, is noticing Dudley taking Harry's cake away]

Vernon: He'll not be going!

Hagrid: Oh-ho-ho, and I suppose a great muggle like yerself's goin' to stop him, are yeh?

Harry: Muggle?

Hagrid:?[to Harry, calmly]?Non-magic folk.?[he immediately draws his attention back to Vernon and Petunia in anger]?This boy's had his name down ever since he were born!?[As Hagrid was talking, Dudley was munching on Harry's cake.]?He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world,?and?he'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore.

[Harry smiles upon hearing Dumbledore's name]

Vernon: I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks!

[Hagrid whips out his umbrella and points it at Vernon, threateningly.]

Hagrid: NEVER – INSULT – ALBUS DUMBLEDORE – IN FRONT OF ME.

[Hagrid finally sees Dudley eating Harry's cake and aims his umbrella at his buttock. He fires a magic spark at it, causing a grey tail to grow.]

Dudley: Ahh!