【知乎】 對電腦有很強的控制欲正常嗎？
?對電腦有很強的控制欲正常嗎？
Serendipity
星星還是要還給宇宙的
久久、寂寞丨如煙灬、yevon等人贊同
正常，但還是不夠正常。
因為其實你這不算什么，計算機領(lǐng)域有些人對電腦的控制欲，要比你強上百倍還不止，所以你就顯得有些異常了。
現(xiàn)在，可能你以為我在撒謊騙你，但其實不是。
改編不是亂編，戲說不是胡說，我是有證據(jù)的。
我說的這位仁兄，名字叫?Jeffrey Dean，你可以在參考鏈接[1]中看到他的介紹。
為了表明 Jeff Dean 的超強控制欲，我從這里[2]摘錄一部分他的事跡來給你瞧瞧，開開眼罷。
1. During his own Google interview, Jeff Dean was asked the implications if P=NP were true. He said, "P = 0 or N = 1." Then, before the interviewer had even finished laughing, Jeff examined Google’s public?certificate?and wrote the private key on the whiteboard.
當他被Google面試時，Jeff Dean被問及如果P=NP意味著什么。他說，“P=0 或者 N=1”。然后，在所有的面試官還沒笑完之前，Jeff瞄了一眼Google的公共證書然后在白板上寫上了對應的私鑰。
2. Compilers don’t warn Jeff Dean. Jeff Dean warns compilers.
編譯器從來不給Jeff編譯警告，而是Jeff警告編譯器
3. The rate at which Jeff Dean produces code jumped by a factor of 40 in late 2000 when he upgraded his?keyboard?to USB 2.0.
在2000年后段，Jeff碼代碼的速度突然激增了40倍，原因是他把自己的鍵盤升級到了USB 2.0
4. Jeff Dean builds his code before committing it, but only to check for compiler and linker bugs.
Jeff還是會在提交代碼前把它們編譯一遍，不過這么做的目的只是為了檢查下編譯器和鏈接器有沒有bug
5. All pointers point to Jeff Dean.
所有指針都是指向Jeff的
6. gcc -O4 emails your code to Jeff Dean for a rewrite.
gcc的-O4優(yōu)化選項是將你的代碼郵件給Jeff重寫一下
7. The speed of light in a?vacuum?used to be about 35 mph. Then Jeff Dean spent a weekend optimizing physics.
光在真空中的速度曾近是35英里每小時，后來Jeff花了一個周末對物理學進行了小小的優(yōu)化
8. Jeff Dean was born on December 31, 1969 at 11:48 PM. It took him twelve minutes to implement his first time counter.
Jeff出生于1969年12月31日的下午11點48分，然后他花了整整12分鐘的時間實現(xiàn)了他的第一個計時器。（背景：計算機中的計時器數(shù)值通常被設(shè)計為從1970年1月1日0點0分0秒到當前為止的秒數(shù)）
9. When Jeff Dean sends an ethernet frame there are no collisions because the competing frames retreat back up into the?buffer?memory on their source nic.
當Jeff向以太網(wǎng)發(fā)送一個數(shù)據(jù)包時從來不會有沖突，原因是本來要和它有沖突的包都默默撤回了緩沖區(qū)
10. Unsatisfied with constant time, Jeff Dean created the world's first O(1/n)algorithm.
Jeff對常量的時間復雜度并不滿足，于是他創(chuàng)造了世界上第一個O(1/n)的算法。（即隨著問題規(guī)模的增大，其解決問題所花的時間會越短）
11. Jeff Dean was forced to invent asynchronous APIs one day when he optimized a function so that it returned before it was invoked.
Jeff曾被迫發(fā)明了異步API，原因是經(jīng)他優(yōu)化后的某個函數(shù)會在調(diào)用開始前返回
12. When Jeff Dean designs software, he first codes the binary and then writes the source as documentation.
當Jeff寫軟件時，他是直接碼機器碼的。寫源代碼只是為了作為文檔使用。
13. Jeff Dean wrote an O(n^2) algorithm once. It was for the Traveling Salesman Problem.
Jeff曾無奈寫過一次O(n^2)的算法，其解決的問題是旅行商問題。（該問題是NPC的，即計算機中最復雜最難解決的一類問題，許多人相信這些問題是沒有多項式時間復雜度的解的）
14. Jeff Dean can beat you at connect four. In three moves.
Jeff在四子連珠的游戲中能贏你，在三步內(nèi)
15. When your code has undefined behavior, you get a seg fault and corrupted data. When Jeff Dean's code has undefined behavior, a unicorn rides in on a rainbow and gives everybody free ice cream.
當你的代碼有不確定行為時，你通常得到一個段錯誤或者不正確的數(shù)據(jù)。當Jeff的代碼有不確定行為時，孫悟空會駕著七彩云朵給每個人發(fā)免費的長壽仙桃
16. When Jeff Dean fires up the profiler, loops unroll themselves in fear.
當Jeff觸發(fā)程序的程序性能采樣時，循環(huán)會因害怕而自動展開。
17. Jeff Dean is still waiting for?mathematicians?to discover the joke he hid in the?digits?of PI.
Jeff依然孤獨地等待著數(shù)學家們解開他在PI的數(shù)字中隱藏的笑話
18. Jeff Dean's keyboard has two keys: 1 and 0.
Jeff的鍵盤多達兩個鍵：1和0
19. When Jeff has trouble sleeping, he Mapreduces sheep.
當Jeff失眠時，他Mapreduce羊群。（Mapreduce是Jeff的作品之一，這個分布式處理的框架算法是Google立足的根本之一）
20. When Jeff Dean listens to mp3s, he just cats them to /dev/dsp and does the decoding in his head.
當Jeff聽MP3時，他查看其中的二進制內(nèi)容然后在他腦子里進行音頻解碼。
21. When Graham Bell invented the?telephone, he saw a missed call from Jeff Dean.
當貝爺在沙漠中逮到一個手機時，他發(fā)現(xiàn)手機里有個Jeff的未接來電。
當貝爾發(fā)明電話后，他發(fā)現(xiàn)電話里有個Jeff的未接來電。
22. Jeff Dean's watch displays seconds since January 1st, 1970. He is never late.
Jeff的手表顯示的數(shù)字是自1970年1月1日0點0分0秒以來的秒數(shù)，他因此從來不遲到。
23. Jeff starts his programming sessions with 'cat > /dev/mem'.
Jeff在開始編程之前，會做'cat > /dev/mem'。（即把輸入的內(nèi)容直接導到內(nèi)存中）
24. One day Jeff Dean grabbed his Etch-a-Sketch instead of his laptop on his way out the door. On his way back home to get his real laptop, he programmed the Etch-a-Sketch to play Tetris.
有一次Jeff出門時錯將草圖畫板當筆記本拿了。結(jié)果在他回家取筆記本的路上，他對畫板進行了重編程以在其上玩俄羅斯方塊
25. Google search went down for a few hours in 2002, and Jeff Dean started handling queries by hand. Search Quality doubled.
在2002年，Google搜索曾掛了幾個小時，于是Jeff站出來手動處理用戶的查詢請求。搜索準確度翻了番
26. The x86-64 spec includes several undocumented instructions marked 'private use'. They are actually for Jeff Dean's use.
x86-64指令集中有一些沒有被記入到文檔的‘私用’指令。事實上，他們是給Jeff用的
27. mantri@mantri-laptop~$ rm -r / rm: cannot remove root directory ‘/’ mantri@mantri-laptop~$ su - jeffdean -c "rm -r /" I am extremely sorry. Removing root directory..
不解釋
28. Jeff Dean once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on another computer.
有次Jeff移位移得太恨了，結(jié)果那一位跑到另一臺計算機上去了
29. Jeff Dean has gone to /dev/null and come back.
Jeff從/dev/null那涅槃了。（龐統(tǒng)啊~）
Jeff又從/dev/null那涅槃了。（擦?。?/p>
30. Jeff Dean sorts his phone contacts by their vcard's md5 checksums.
Jeff通訊錄的排序規(guī)則是按照聯(lián)系人的md5值
31. Jeff Dean doesn't kill processes, he slays them.
Jeff他不殺進程，他肢解虐殺它們
32. The needle in haystack found Jeff Dean
海底的針會自己找上Jeff
33. All of the Google App Engine is actually hosted from Jeff Dean's Nexus S
Google App Engine的服務器實際上是Jeff的Nexus S
34. Jeff Deans’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Jeff Dean.
Jeff的鍵盤壓根就沒有Ctrl(控制)鍵，因為沒有什么東西能控制Jeff
35. You name three pointers, Einstein, Euler, and Turing, when you de-reference them, all you get is Jeff Dean.
如果你命名三個指針分別為愛因斯坦、歐拉和圖靈，當你查看它們的指向時，你看到的都會是Jeff
現(xiàn)在，你明白什么叫“小巫見大巫”了嗎？
嘿嘿~
參考
^https://research.google/people/jeff/
^http://47.111.105.20/index/detail/300/1
編輯于 2023-03-24 21:31
