1月3日是流浪者（雷大炮）的生日，郵件如下：

Not long ago,?Lesser Lord Kusanali?kept asking me to visit the?Akademiya, to borrow books or attend lectures to immerse in the academic atmosphere. I was annoyed by this and wandered around the wilderness, but she still managed to find me. She said she understood that I don't like being around others, but it can be very painful being alone all the time. She also said at least I could see you if I bring you something on my birthday.

But why should I give someone a present when it's my birthday? How absurd.

I can see that she was looking for a chance to make my life more fulfilling, but has she ever stopped to think about what an "experience" it is for others to meet me?

Anyway, I ran into some students by the road, and they dragged me into joining some cooking interest group. We ended up making a lot of food that is not to my taste, so I'm definitely not eating them. You can take the rest, eat it if you like it, throw it away if you don't. I have no interest in knowing what you do with it, you don't have to tell me.

精讀如下：

Not long ago,?Lesser Lord Kusanali?kept asking me to visit the?Akademiya, to borrow books or attend lectures to immerse in the academic atmosphere. I was annoyed by this and wandered around the wilderness, but she still managed to find me. She said she understood that I don't like being around others, but it can be very painful being alone all the time. She also said at least I could see you if I bring you something on my birthday.

前陣子小吉祥草王總是讓我去教令院，不是去借書看，就是去聽講座，說是讓我感受下學(xué)術(shù)氛圍。我實(shí)在煩了，躲到野外閑逛，沒想到還能被她找到。她說理解我不想和人接觸，但總是一個(gè)人待著會(huì)寂寞，至少過生日時(shí)可以帶點(diǎn)東西去找你。

But why should I give someone a present when it's my birthday? How absurd.

I can see that she was looking for a chance to make my life more fulfilling, but has she ever stopped to think about what an "experience" it is for others to meet me?

為什么我過生日要給別人送禮物？莫名其妙。
我能看出她是想找機(jī)會(huì)讓我生活充實(shí)些，但她就沒想過那些遇見我的人會(huì)得到什么樣的「體驗(yàn)」嗎？

Anyway, I ran into some students by the road, and they dragged me into joining some cooking interest group. We ended up making a lot of food that is not to my taste, so I'm definitely not eating them. You can take the rest, eat it if you like it, throw it away if you don't. I have no interest in knowing what you do with it, you don't have to tell me.

總之，之前被路邊的學(xué)生硬拉去參加什么料理興趣小組，做出來很多不合我口味的東西，我肯定是不要吃的。剩下這些你拿去，喜歡就老實(shí)吃掉，不想要就扔了，不用再來告訴我。